If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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