i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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