Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
