Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Is it because I queefed?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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