Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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