I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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