You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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