return my video game
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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