I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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