You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Randomize
