O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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