I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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