i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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