i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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