The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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