Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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