i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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