When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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