oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
he just fucked me for my cheese..
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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