Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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