I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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