Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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