Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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