I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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