My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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