i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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