porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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