Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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