Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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