haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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