Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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