the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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