So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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