drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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