pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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