i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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