please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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