There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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