it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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