What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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