My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
