It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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