Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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