butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
