I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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