Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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