Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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