Those balls look pretty dangerous.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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