well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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