so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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