whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Me too!
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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