The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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